Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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