That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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