Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just high enough for therapy.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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