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Wat do u mean how?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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