I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize