Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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