DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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