I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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