I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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