The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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