Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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