I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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