I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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