Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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