I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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