He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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