just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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