On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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