Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
