ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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