O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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