watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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