Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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