What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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