I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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