I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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