i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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