the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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