Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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