i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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