You're my little dorito
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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