She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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