she is the kim kardashian of front butts
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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