ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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