Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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