He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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