Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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