READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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