whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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