There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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