forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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