i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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