Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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