FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
