I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I forgot how hot balto sounded
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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