i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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