good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize