never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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