You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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