I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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