I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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