her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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